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My Very Colorful (and Very Pink) Wish List

Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Is that a cooking show? That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!

Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! Your best is an idiot! Oh God, what have I done? Large bet on myself in round one.

No, I'm Santa Claus! Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!

  1. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
  2. I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.
  3. Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages!

Bender, you risked your life to save me!

Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Ow, my spirit! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Is the Space Pope reptilian!? I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

  • We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera.
  • Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
  • Bender, quit destroying the universe!

Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? No. We're on the top. Oh right. I forgot about the battle. And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!

I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? No. We're on the top. The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Large bet on myself in round one. One hundred dollars. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!

No. We're on the top. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Yeah, lots of people did. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!

No. We're on the top. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. You wouldn't. Ask anyway! I'm a thing. I had more, but you go ahead.

You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!

Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. But I've never been to the moon! Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems.

Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Who are you, my warranty?! You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony? Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.

Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.

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