Apartment Tour: Inside This Cute, Bubbly Abode

Ask her how her day was. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

We're rescuing ya. Meh. I wish! It's a nickel. Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Do a flip! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Shinier than yours, meatbag. I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

1. I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
2. Say what?
3. You wouldn't. Ask anyway!

Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?

What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Who are you, my warranty?! Now what? Of all the friends I've had… you're the first.

• Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
• You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?
• But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.

Bender, you risked your life to save me! Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Kif might! It doesn't look so shiny to me.

Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! We don't have a brig. Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry? This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! You don't know how to do any of those.

Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way? Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Look, last night was a mistake. Also Zoidberg.

Ummm…to eBay? You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?

Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?

But I've never been to the moon! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere?

Fatal. What kind of a father would I be if I said no? No, she'll probably make me do it. No, I'm Santa Claus!

Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Tell them I hate them. Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.

I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger. Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see!

Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". Ooh, name it after me! It's toe-tappingly tragic! Do a flip! Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.