23 Easy Ways to Liven Up a Boring Home Office
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As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'?
Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. It may comfort you to know that Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.
- Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
- I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
- The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.
Leela's gonna kill me. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.
- So, how 'bout them Knicks?
- And I'm his friend Jesus.
- Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?!
Do a flip! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
Who are those horrible orange men? It doesn't look so shiny to me. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died.
Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing. Can I use the gun? I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Ow, my spirit! How much did you make me?
Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn't make sense. But, okay! Daylight and everything. I never loved you. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
Okay, I like a challenge. So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! Your best is an idiot!
THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
I never loved you. Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. I'm Santa Claus! Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!
Can we have Bender Burgers again? Why did you bring us here? Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? She also liked to shut up! Who am I making this out to?
Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Hey, guess what you're accessories to. Say what? You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Why did you bring us here?
